关于开心的英文短句

1、我一个人很酷，不需要你的可怜。

I'm cool on my own. I don't need your pity.

2、钱到用时方恨少，选择多时才知难。

When money is used, it is hard to hate less when it is used.

3、如果有人可以依靠，谁会愿意独立。

If someone can rely on, who is willing to be independent.

4、你有病吧，开车撞人还有理了！

You're sick. It's reasonable to drive into someone!

5、脑袋大，脖子粗，一看即是伙夫。

He has a big head and a thick neck.

6、有时候主动久了，慢慢的也就烦了。

Sometimes the initiative for a long time, slowly also bored.

7、别再说你舍不得，干净利落说再见就好。

Don't say you can't give up, just say goodbye cleanly.

8、你又不来睡我，你管我几点睡觉。

You don't come to sleep with me. You care what time I go to bed.

9、小棉袄，花衬衫，小伙肯定不一般。

Little cotton padded jacket, flowered shirt, you must be different.

10、别对我用美人计，否则我将计就计。

Don't try to trick me, or I will.

11、我并非善类，而你，纯属败类。

I'm not a good man, and you are a black sheep.

12、人生就象卫生纸，没事尽量少扯。

Life is like toilet paper. Try to pull less when you have nothing to do.

13、我很好，所以你没必要问我好不好。

I'm fine, so you don't have to ask me if I'm ok.

14、你的优点就是，关键时候毫无用处。

Your strength is that it's useless at the critical moment.

15、本宫身体有些欠安，就先回宫了。

My palace is not in good health, so I went back to the Palace first.

16、有情人终成房奴，有房人终成眷属。

If you have a lover, you will become a slave. If you have a house, you will get married.

17、当意念已转，再多遗憾都只是空谈。

When the idea has changed, no matter how much regret is just empty talk.

18、脑袋睡不着，于是我也睡不着。

My head can't sleep, so can I.

19、人家是全城热恋我们是全城停电。

People are in love with the whole city, we are blackout in the whole city.

20、红灯停，绿灯行，给个小妹行不行。

Stop at the red light, go with the green light, give it to a little girl.

21、妈妈说，狗可以咬人，但是人不能咬狗。

Mother said that dogs can bite people, but people can't bite dogs.

22、朋友妻不可欺，一二三次没关系。

You can't cheat your friend's wife. It doesn't matter if you do it one, two or three times.

23、男人意志再坚强，骚B勾引也迷茫。

B, the strong will is also confused.

24、在错误的路上，就算奔跑也没有用。

On the wrong road, even running is useless.

25、请不要把你的傻B，当成是牛B。

Please don't take your stupid B as a cow B.

26、这位帅哥，你好像我下一任男友！

This handsome guy, you are like my next boyfriend!

27、每个月总有那么三十几天不想上班！

Every month there are always more than 30 days do not want to go to work!

28、脾气是越来越好了，人也是越来越了。

Temper is getting better and better, people are more and more.

29、我觉得地球好危险，我想火星了。

I think the earth is dangerous. I think Mars.

30、老鼠也会上网，不然为什么叫鼠标。

The mouse can also surf the Internet, otherwise why call the mouse.

31、没有你，地球照样转，心脏照样跳。

Without you, the earth goes on and the heart beats.

32、没人会等你，风生水起靠自己。

No one will wait for you.

33、在东北，有一种口水，叫哈喇子。

In the northeast, there is a kind of saliva, called the Harrah.

34、现在的我，任性是有了，就差钱了。

Now I, willful is to have, poor money.

35、与你共度一生是我今生最大的成就。

Spending my life with you is the greatest achievement of my life.

36、你忙归忙，什么时候有空嫁我。

You're busy. When are you free to marry me.

37、美貌就像是宝石，不用装饰更好。

Beauty is like a gem, better without decoration.

38、别人看我是荒漠，我看自己是绝伦。

Others see me as a desert, I see myself as peerless.

39、我命由我不由天，天欲灭我我灭天。

My life is up to me, not from heaven. Heaven wants to destroy me, I destroy heaven.

40、房价没有跳水，而是在做俯卧撑。

Instead of diving, house prices are doing push ups.

41、穷玩车，富玩表，牛B加班敲电脑。

Poor play car, rich play watch, cattle B overtime knock computer.

42、这条街道好安静，难道被你承包了？

This street is so quiet. Have you contracted it?

43、睡我男人骂我贱嗯闺蜜你好棒。

Sleeping my man scolds me for being cheap. Well, you're great.

44、不努力，你最亲的人都瞧不起你。

If you don't work hard, your closest people look down on you.

45、哥们最大的愿望是：美女不穿衣裳！

Brother's biggest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!

46、爱情从未离开过，只是我记得，你忘了。

Love never left, but I remember, you forget.

47、不知道爱算什么，你我又算什么。

I don't know what love is, what are you and me.

48、单身姑娘不是罪，单身姑娘心不累。

A single girl is not a sin. A single girl is not tired.

49、我恨秦始皇，他烧书居然没有烧完。

I hate Qin Shihuang. He didn't finish burning books.

50、男人是条狗，谁有本事谁牵走。

A man is a dog, who can lead him away.

51、脑袋空不要紧、关键是不要进水。

It doesn't matter if the head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

52、不怕慢，只怕站，站一站，二里半。

Not afraid of slow, just afraid of standing, stand a station, two and a half miles.

53、除了我，每个人都不适合和你白头到老。

Except for me, everyone is not suitable to grow old with you.

54、面子是别人给的，脸是自己丢的。

Face is given by others and lost by oneself.

55、我可以好脾气，但我凭什么惯着你。

I can have a good temper, but how can I get used to you.

56、一般小伙一般傲，一般姑娘一边靠。

The average young man is as proud as the ordinary girl is leaning on one side.

57、别和我玩心眼，我属马蜂窝的。

Don't play with me. I'm a beehive.

58、别以为你长的丑，我就不敢骂你。

Don't think you look ugly, I dare not scold you.

59、我不是在吃，就是在去吃的路上吃。

I'm either eating or on the way to eat.

60、终是庄周开了荤，昧着良心炖了鲲。

Finally, Zhuang Zhou opened meat and stewed Kun without conscience.